Shipping & Returns
All sales of products are FINAL. Its $23 for 2 -120ml Bottles. If you put an odd number in your cart and checked out you’re the dumb a** so don’t look for us to fix it.
Rain, snow, heat or gloom, we ship packages anywhere that the US postal service is brave enough to go. Note that there are shipping restrictions, both domestic and international, on some products and destinations.
Shipping is free for the contiguous U.S. but only if you chose it. If you didn’t, you’ve only got one person to blame.
Our job is to get your package to the mailman – the mailman’s job is to get it to you. So if you believe your package is lost, stolen or it has arrived with damage, call him not us.